COLLEGE/POLITICAL
All I wanna know is what Calvin and Hobbes would have to say about our current political climate
I’d have to say the biggest problem with having a million dreams and aspirations is the fact that I’m absolutely the laziest person I’ve ever met
College students are honestly so self-absorbed and think everything is about them it’s so obnoxious... anyway the dining hall didn’t have bananas today and I think they did it to spite me because they know how much I love them
So many people in college are like “yeah, I’m a biochem/physics double major” and I’m reminded that I didn’t even know what to eat for breakfast this morning, let alone what to do with my life.
it’s really a waste that I don’t go to parties, these college kids don’t understand what they’re missing out on with me (no conversation, bad dancing, and watching me stand in a corner talking to the dogs)
do u ever make small talk with someone for only like a minute and you’re like... ooh you’re DEF a closeted republican
I like how we as Americans like to ignore the terrible things we’ve created and pretend they didn’t happen- like tons of mass shootings, for example, or the Gilmore Girls revival
JUDGMENT
If ur gonna have disgusting feet I’d prefer you keep them permanently hidden... flip flops are for small children and only the most elite of foot models
A separate movie theater just for the people who think it’s acceptable to clap at the end of the films
My superpower is that my RBF makes it so that no one wants to sit next to me on an airplane
People who go out to eat and order sandwiches are sociopaths
Male vanity and entitlement are when a customer asks me how to pronounce my name and her husband answers before I can
Sure you may be an intellectual person with good looks and a perfect life but I’ve never had a cavity so who’s the real winner here
My flight attendant’s toupee is not expertly attached but he made up for it by indicating the emergency exits during the safety demo with extra pizzazz
There nothing quite like the jolt of uneasiness and discomfort when a man comes and sits next to you in a public space where there is plenty available seating elsewhere. What a thrill!
my favorite part of astronomy was when my professor interrupted herself mid lecture to make sure there were no flat-earthers in the class
DEPRESSION
Is it time to start tucking my sweatpants into my socks yet? Or is that a I’m-in-college-and-very-seasonally-depressed thing to be doing
This girl and I have never talked but smile at each other every other day when I go to my class and I think it’s probably my strongest friendship here
After my hair was home to an array of various woodland creatures for a few days I decided to finally wash it and I gotta tell you- the soft smooth feeling is nothing in comparison to the companionship and comfort my forest friends provided
Sometimes I feel like my life is falling apart, but then I’m reminded that popcorn exists and all my worries leave me
My morning consisted of crying over a dog article my mom sent, reading some Mary Oliver dog poems to cry some, looking up dog tattoo inspiration, and writing some dog poetry. I'd say that just about sums me up